To The Hideous Toy Fish:

Today we bid a fond farewell to our friend, the hideous toy fish.

You provided Chester with hours of fun, if only for just a month. Chester was fond of you, and we were fond of tossing you for him to fetch.

Everytime Chester was out of his kennel, it was only minutes before you were out as well. You went everywhere he went; you were his best toy friend.

Endless chewings made you what you are today. You once were whole, with 2 ears, 2 squeakers, and a head full of fluff, how we choose to remember you today.

Farewell, Hideous Toy Fish, we shall miss you. But let peace be with you as you know that it takes 2 to replace you.