I be Cap'n Chester Van Mutt, ruler of the McFadden seas, watcher of ye sickly plants, chewer of me bed.
I and me trusty crew of one set out to seek the rich lands of peanut butter and popcorn looking for cats to attack and humans to jump on.
Arrr!!!! Now, get back to work, you land lover before I bury you in the sand at low tide and torture you by licking you on your face!
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