TODDLER VS. SNOWMAN!
In the first corner, the nameless, faceless, characterless snowman! (Hearing the tiny, but wild, applause from all of his little snowflake friends around us)
And in this corner, Toddler!!!! (Insert own applause here...preferably wild and crazy...)
DING! DING! And the beginning of round one!
Toddler takes a running start, determined to give this not-very-well-formed snowman a big welcoming hug.
OH! But she instantly bounces off the frozen pile!
Oh! Looks like she got a mouthful! Spit it out little one, and try this again...
It's clear now that she is out for revenge. She gets up and runs at the snowman again!
But stops...is she calling a truce? Is this not her day???
Oh! She gives the snowman a big head chop!
Oh the snowman may have started out strong, but now it's losing its head!!!
Now she is going for what others would call the chest area...that is, if they spent enough time sculpting the snowman correctly...
Oh! If the snowman wasn't made of soft individual flakes, that might hurt!
She now moves to the other side (backside? Ehhh...who cares!)
And digs in to enjoy her spoils...
Congratulations, Toddler! A second victory for her...But this one was a close one!
Tune in next time to see who the Toddler will be facing. Will it be the thing that will bring her down?
You won't want to miss it!
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